A spoon’s only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That’s why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there’s suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
spoon under a tap:
for this was I made
I read this post aloud to my roommates earlier, and one of them said “now I feel bad about waterboarding my spoons in the sink.”
